Heading inland? Here are a 68 unimportant things you don't need to know. Not on the list: 1. Drink plenty of water. 2. Wear sun protection. 3. UFOs are real.
- You can begin your departure from LA well after sun-up and still fully escape civilization in time for plenty of fun.
- The journey from LA to Yucca Springs is a scenic drive in and of itself.
- Bring beer.
- Bring dogs.
- Bring babies.
- Address numbers on this street sound pretty redundant.
- If there's no sign when you get there, you may be destined to create one.
- This is Domeland.
- There's plenty of parking.
- This blends right in.
- This blends in too.
- And this blends in, three.
- Here's an example of desert foliage:
- Watch out for cat's claw. It's named for its cat claws.
- You'll be in awe of Joshua trees. You can find these in Israel too.
- Don't worry about these these if you don't have a horse. You won't have to worry about falling off and impaling yourself, as long as you don't have a horse.
- This isn't a spaceship, but it'll get you thinking...
- ...about findin' some chicks.
- Keep it classy! There are children here!
- It would be interesting to explain this logo to a child.
- Maybe just show them the unicycle.
- Or play a sport.
- Or give them a baby animal.
- And an espresso. Of course.
- Challenge yourself: Try to photograph a dog at a party in the desert, standing still.
- Look down. This is what a dog sees.
- Look up. Don't miss the fantastic view.
- There's no one up ahead. So take the opportunity to shoot some guns.
- I think this is what Axe body spray has been aspiring to evoke all these years.
- Big rocks are nothing but a bunch of small rocks put together.
- At least the guy in the logo practiced SAFE sex.
- Everyone appreciated this but no one ever talks about bathrooms as much as they really think about them.
- If this were the West Village, SoHo, TriBeCa, Murray Hill, or the Flatiron, a space like this could bring in $1500/month.
- These guys didn't know they looked so dramatic from far away.
- So he may not know how dramatic the backdrop looks. Or, he may. He grew up here.
- Here's what he was standing over.
- As the sun goes down, the colors of nature morph beyond fantasy.
- More importantly though, let's just put this out there. This looks like a pussy, right?
- Again, they have no idea how dramatic they look.
- This is a super moon, which means your werewolf friends are probably having issues right now.
- This bonfire is a nice deterrent from the quickly dropping air temperature:
- Now is the time you're thankful for grocery stores, grills, and flashlights.
- You fully appreciate food.
- Before you go to bed, think fondly of the Barbie art in the dome.
- In the morning, go to the coffee shop, order an espresso, grab some chalk, and keep making art.
- Try to get a picture of the Humane Society Building Bingo Hall Thrift Shop.
- This dog:
- Here's how a car runs completely on vegetable oil:
- If you can impress George at the SwapMeet, he'll give you a free crystal.
- Best strategy: Buy something.
- You're a fairly quick and scenic ride from interesting sights.
- First stop: Here.
- These signs are probably just suggestions.
- The Integratron beckons you.
- This is a tree in the desert.
- There are no nails inside the Integratron. But there is an Etch-a-Sketch.
- 3pm in May: A comfy, dry 80+ degrees F.
- You'll chuckle at this sign, and then feel sad.
- If someone tells you they're taking you to Giant Rock in their giant van, this is the result:
- What people see at Giant Rock:
- What dogs see at Giant Rock:
- Someone spray painted this rock with "VAGINA", but it's okay, because kids and dogs can't read.
- This is what kids and dogs can't read, but women can OWN:
- Giant rock is surrounded by many, many, not giant rocks.
- If you've been wearing boots this whole time, your feet are happy and you're ready to go shooting again.
- When the party's over, look back one more time, just to say farewell.
- Stop by the town coffee shop on your way out, end up supporting Ron Paul.
- These wind turbines in front of the setting sun mean you're leaving the desert.
Wind *Turbines*. Siemens. Nitpick. Sorry.
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