Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Shitty relationship advice

I asked the Shitty Advice Guy on the Venice boardwalk for some shitty relationship advice, and he delivered.


HRGBRG: "Can I get some shitty relationship advice?"

SHITTY ADVICE GUY:
"Ya got a boyfriend?"

HRGBRG: "No."

SHITTY ADVICE GUY:
"Next time you’re looking for a guy, don’t shower for 2 or 3 days... y'know, act like a real bitch. Ask for shit you don’t even want. Never, y'know, be satisfied with McDonald’s or Burger King or Taco Bell, never, never. If it ain’t 25 to 50 dollars a plate to eat, nah, ain’t gonna happen. Check out all the guys around you, even the ugly ones. Make sure he’s payin’ attention. And just, every time he goes to kiss you, turn your head... ya know, he goes to grab your hand, pull it away. Then try to keep that guy. It’s not gonna happen.

“Again - That's Real. Shitty Advice.

HRGBRG
Thank you!

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